What does SHE really wants?

Woman is a very complicated creature that unfortunately exists in this world. Sometimes she can make the world of a man upside-down. Sadly, man can't live without her either. During arguments, men never seems to say the right thing which women want to listen but most of the time men seems to be 'retarded' and having difficulties in understanding what a woman trying to express or want. I as a woman, want to share how I feel deep down when misunderstood. Sigh~

When she says:
1) NOTHING - She mean 'SOMETHING'! Men should act quickly and be on your toes.

2)5 MINUTES- At least half an hour. You can't blame her as this is as much time she waits for you men when you are at the bar or watching football.

3)GO AHEAD/DO WHAT YOU WANT- Do whatever you want but bear all the consequences if she says it with a raised eyebrows. When she says it with a normal expression, she means 'I give up'.

4)FINE - It definitely means opposite and we are not really fine!

A sensitive guy whom a woman is always looking for, doesn't exist. But is it really that hard for a man to think hard of what we want? We do not want to cry our eyes out neither to be an emotional wreck, we just simply feel unattractive because you guys are stingy in giving your attention to us.

Why does a woman nag? I once heard someone said to me that us women like to repeat and say the same thing/problem over and over again. I want to correct this: We repeat because you guys never listen or being ignorant.
Deep down, most women feel unloved and not important as compared with the bf's friends. Are we asking too much when we ask them to spend more time with us or are we just just being paranoid? It is difficult to understand woman but it's more difficult to understand man!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO TRANSLATE EVERY WORD WE SAID WHEN WE ARE ANGRY TO THE OPPOSITE MEANING!